Selasa, Juli 22, 2008

Recipe for Friendship

This recipe is come from my friend Alladin.

Fold two hands together
And express a dash of sorrow
Marinate it overnight
And work on it tomorrow

Chop one grudge in tiny pieces
Add several cups of love Dredge with a large sized smile
Mix with the ingredients above

Dissolve the hate within you By doing a good deed
Cut in and help your friend If he should be in need

Stir in laughter, love, and kindness From the heart it has to come
Toss with genuine forgiveness And give your neighbor some

The amount of people served
Will depend on you
It can serve the whole wide world
If you really want it to

Some Funniest Slogan from My Friend

# Sign on a railway station at Patna,india :
come free ,go free (Aana free, jaana free)
if u get caught then get beating free (pakde gaye to khana free).

# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay,india :
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!

# Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative.
More the success, more the relatives.

# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay,india :
We need your heads to run our business.

# A traffic slogan,india:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be.....

#THE BEST ONE :
Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations.
It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and God." - Indian Armed Forces