Some Funniest Slogan from My Friend

# Sign on a railway station at Patna,india :
come free ,go free (Aana free, jaana free)
if u get caught then get beating free (pakde gaye to khana free).

# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay,india :
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!

# Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative.
More the success, more the relatives.

# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay,india :
We need your heads to run our business.

# A traffic slogan,india:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be.....

#THE BEST ONE :
Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations.
It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and God." - Indian Armed Forces